THOUGHTS ON NORTH KOREA, FUTURE WASTELAND

Tell me you aren't concerned about North Korea firing seven missiles in two days. Please.

Ol' Shrunken Head over there in the North has an obvious screw loose and a death wish the size of his continent. I mean, seriously, do you think he's worrying anyone other than Japan and South Korea? We'd be doing them both a favor if we annihilated North Korea right now - and we can.

So Kim Jong Mentally Il is threatening nuclear war... what's that mean? Another lame Tae Po Dong that doesn't last as long as I can hold my breath, 15 minutes after which just a tiny fraction of our arsenal proceeds to cover the entire country in molten glass? Remember 'WarGames' in which it was insinuated that nobody wins a nuclear war? Folks, that was against Russia. This is a tick on Russia's neck.

So what do we do? I say we continue to let them flail away and think they're doing something important. For now, let China do all the worrying. After all, it's their fault North Korea is still in existence in the first place.