ELTON'S WORLD
Did you hear that Bill Clinton is making a minute-long video to be played at Elton John's funeral?
If there were more people like Mr. (and Mrs.?) John, the world would be a much less populated place (at least fewer liberals), no?
The minute-long recording will be played at a cabaret party at the Too2Much nightclub in Soho. A source said: "We were running through rehearsals when the tape was played. We knew Elton had good connections, but to see the ex-US president was something else."
Mr Clinton congratulates Sir Elton, 58, and David Furnish, 42, and says: "If there were more people like Elton, the world would be a better place."
If there were more people like Mr. (and Mrs.?) John, the world would be a much less populated place (at least fewer liberals), no?
posted by Pietro @ 10:25 AM
1 Comments:
At 4:35 PM,
Andrew J. Hamilton said…
Just typical Hollywood chicanery, pat your buddies on the back so they'll do the same whenever YOU start dwindling in popularity, and don't have to resort to rumoured sex tapes and/or DUI convictions to keep the public eye on your reputaion, or lack thereof. Sooner or later one of these dunking jarheads was bound to request a video of their own funerary procession. My money would have been on Wacko Jacko trying it first.
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