PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SPECIES!

No, I'm not sticking up for Tom Cruise. Like Brooke Shields and countless other responsible thinkers, I think his flamboyant proselytizing of his beliefs in Scientology are more than annoying - for the young and impressionable, they can be dangerous.

Brooke Shields, of course, is referring to Cruise's claim that mental disorders are imaginary (I suppose, then, that would make belief in mental disorders.... a mental disorder?).

Speaking of mental disorders, check out the exchange between Cruise and Shields:

This year he criticised Brooke Shields for her use of anti-depressants to treat post-natal depression.

Shields replied that Cruise "should stick to saving the world from aliens and let women [with] the condition decide what treatment options are best for them".

In Cruise's defense, he wouldn't be very good at saving the world from aliens, especially knowing that his religion believes he is one.